Sonic Screwdriver Doctor Who mindless optimism

penaltybox:

IM JEALOUS OF COUNTRIES THAT TEACH LANGUAGES TO CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE SO BY THE TIME THEYRE LIKE 18 THEYRE BILINGUAL . IN MY ELEVEN YEARS OF AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLING I CAN NAME YOU LIKE 5 COLORS IN SPANISH

(via she-hasnoideatheeffectshecanhave)


voiceofnature:

So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D

voiceofnature:

So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D

(via cuddlylittlequeer)


elliotbanexiii:

racethewind10:

kayryn:

draelogor:

darkchocolateandtea:

fuckingconversations:

teamfreekickass:

spiffypop:

thebraveandmischievous:

housetohalf:

mysnarkasm:

When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.

She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.

She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.

Girl is 50 years old.

FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.

fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this. 

You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half. 

Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium. 

This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks. 

Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS. 

she kicks ass like a coursing river

with all the force of a great typhoon

With all the strength of a raging fire

As adorable as the dark side of the moooooooon

YET AGAIN PROVING THAT TUMBLR IS FULL OF WIN! Seriously, you guys taught me awesome shit, AND made me laugh in the same frickin’ post. I love you guys.

(via apairoflittlewings)


alt-j:

wheelcher2:

alt-j:

how much water is too much water

15 water bottles can cause water intoxication and can lead to death

15 water bottles is too much water

(via she-hasnoideatheeffectshecanhave)


kashmiru:

a egg is hatching&#160;!
everyone who reblogs this will get a pokemon in their submit box
i promise i will send a pokemon to each person who reblogs this
if i missed u feel free to yell at me
i will use a randomizer to determine what pokemon u hatch
thank u

kashmiru:

a egg is hatching !

everyone who reblogs this will get a pokemon in their submit box

i promise i will send a pokemon to each person who reblogs this

if i missed u feel free to yell at me

i will use a randomizer to determine what pokemon u hatch

thank u

(via hesher-was-here)


consultingsinnerman:

catinthefedora:

tealdragon:

consulting-cannibal:

catinthefedora:

drawsshits:

thearchangeltrickster:

God: Gabe, stop, I’m working.
Gabriel: I WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING TOOOOOOO!
God: Here’s a box of parts, go nuts.
God: -several hours later- Gabe? Where are you, my son?
Gabriel: DAD, LOOKIT!
God: Dafuq is that?
Gabriel: A PLATYPUS!

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OHMYGODS, THANK YOU FOR DRAWING THAT!

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They don’t do much

this is the fucking funniest thing ever

LOOK at it though

"just put it in australia"

(via kaz2y5-221b-tardis)


You know what I absolutely fucking hate

When people choose a person over you and then when they have no one else they come running back to you. No, fuck you. Fuck you for not being there for me when I needed you. fuck you for never making an effort to see me because you had someone else

(via fromunderthelosertree)


snuglock:

mycroft thought sherlock was in love with irene and he thought sherlock would go back to the drugs when he lost irene. he didn’t.

lo and behold, john gets married and sherlock goes back to the drugs.

what may we deduce about his heart?

(via anotherwellkeptsecret)


loudest-subtext-in-television:

sometimes I just remember when Sherlock kissed Molly and how they gave us John’s motif on electric guitar and I laugh

(via darlingbenny)


iarekylew00t:

snk-potato-girl:

double-oh7:

ayomxmuzix:

A 21 year old guy had worn a pair of contact lenses during a barbecue party.(An event or meal at which food is cooked outdoors over an open grill or fire)While barbecuing he stared at the fire charcoals continuously for 2-3 minutes.After a few minutes, he started to scream for help and moved rapidly, jumping up and down.No one in the party knew why he was doing this?Then he admitted into the Hospital, the doctor said he’ll be blind permanently because of the contact lenses that he had worn.Contact lenses are made by plastics, and the heat from the charcoal melted his contact lenses.DO NOT WEAR CONTACT LENSES WHERE OVERHEATING AND FLAMES ARE CONCERNED…. OR WHILE COOKING…!
Spread this around because this sounds terrible as fuck!

This happened to a girl my dad knows. It was Halloween and she wore colored contacts to a bonfire and they melted.

Spreading this around because I wear contacts and I wouldn’t like other people nor me suffering

what the fuck did you think was going to happen if you stare into some fuckin fire for 2-3 minutes?? Yeah, that sucks ass, but here’s warning for people, even those who don’t wear contacts - don’t fucking stare into fire, especially close enough to the point where the heat could melt plastic.

iarekylew00t:

snk-potato-girl:

double-oh7:

ayomxmuzix:

A 21 year old guy had worn a pair of contact lenses during a barbecue party.(An event or meal at which food is cooked outdoors over an open grill or fire)
While barbecuing he stared at the fire charcoals continuously for 2-3 minutes.
After a few minutes, he started to scream for help and moved rapidly, jumping up and down.
No one in the party knew why he was doing this?

Then he admitted into the Hospital, the doctor said he’ll be blind permanently because of the contact lenses that he had worn.
Contact lenses are made by plastics, and the heat from the charcoal melted his contact lenses.

DO NOT WEAR CONTACT LENSES WHERE OVERHEATING AND FLAMES ARE CONCERNED…. OR WHILE COOKING…!

Spread this around because this sounds terrible as fuck!

This happened to a girl my dad knows. It was Halloween and she wore colored contacts to a bonfire and they melted.

Spreading this around because I wear contacts and I wouldn’t like other people nor me suffering

what the fuck did you think was going to happen if you stare into some fuckin fire for 2-3 minutes?? Yeah, that sucks ass, but here’s warning for people, even those who don’t wear contacts - don’t fucking stare into fire, especially close enough to the point where the heat could melt plastic.

(via lilly-fur)